I wear my stench as a badge of honor.
As I sit in a conf room at work, picking clumps of dirt off my socks and legs, thinking about the lunch ride I just did, I can't help but smile. I know I probably smell ripe to those around me. I don't care. It's worth it. I'm proud of my stench.
To me, it smells way better than that cheap cologne that "puff" is wearing next to me.
I just hope HR understands.