Tuesday, May 19, 2009

Dropping Lbs the Hard Way

Anyone looking for a quick way to drop some extra lbs? Then head on over to the Italian Place in Lindon and order the Steak n Everything sandwich. It's loaded with steak and veggies and all sorts of vomit inducing bacteria.

I spent most of yesterday afternoon curled up in the fetal position or in the bathroom.

I haven't been able to eat since 2pm yesterday and drinking is even a problem. The good news is, I should be at a good climbing weight for the Draper race. The bad news is, I haven't been able to log any ride miles so far this week.

A 20 oz bottle of Sprite has 100 calories. I wonder how long I can live on just Sprite because I will never eat anything ever again. Never.
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10 comments:

  1. South County CiclistaMay 19, 2009 at 9:46 AM

    Sorry to hear that. Too bad, that is one of the best tasting sandwiches around.

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  2. Jonnie JMay 19, 2009 at 10:52 AM

    We have been there many times. Usually a pretty safe place to eat. Give it another day and you'll be ready for the footlong with extra peppers and cheese.

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  3. DaveMay 19, 2009 at 11:33 AM

    I don't know what you're talking about. i feel great! although the chocolate bar I ate this morning was probably not a good decision.....

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  4. KanyonKrisMay 19, 2009 at 11:41 AM

    Oh, not good. Steak and "everything" has a new connotation now.

    We ate there a few weeks ago without incident, but now I'm leery. bacteria roulette.

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  5. AaronMay 19, 2009 at 12:26 PM

    Or you can order one of those Borboun burgers at Carl's Jr. That's what I did after Saturday's race, and I came down with the same thing. It's also a great way to recover. Maybe I just can't hold my liquor. I'm just now starting to be able to eat again (3 days later), so I feel your pain.

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  6. FishMay 19, 2009 at 12:47 PM

    That sucks. I'm okay risking mild food poisoning for some really good authentic ethnic food, but not for a chain and certainly not for a sandwich chain.

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  7. StupidBikeMay 19, 2009 at 3:31 PM

    I think you have it all wrong.

    This, in fact, is the easy way to lose weight.

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  8. RobMay 19, 2009 at 3:39 PM

    I couldn't say the word "Horchata" for 6 months without the vomit glands welling up.

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  9. SkiMoabMay 21, 2009 at 12:29 AM

    I'll make sure to order the footlong, might as well go all out once I'm in.

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  10. KristenTJune 1, 2009 at 2:57 PM

    Been there, done that, got the t-shirt.

    Food poisoning is proof that God hates us. Or Someone has a really weird sense of humor.

    You should be up and about in a couple of days...

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